- Twinkle twinkle little bitch, I hope you fall into a ditch.
- Expect the bullshit, but NEVER accept it.
- Nothing lasts forever. So live it up, drink it down, laugh it out, avoid the bullshit, take chances, and never have regrets.
- That awkward moment when your walking down the stairs and think theres another step and you hulk stomp the ground.
- "Would you like a bag?" "Oh, No thanks, I'll just carry these 20 items on my fucking head"
- Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me.
- True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.
- That one person you wish you had never gave your phone number to.
- That son of a bitch moment when you're walking around the house with socks on and step on a random wet spot.
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